Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
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