I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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