i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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