a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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