It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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