So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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