Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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