apparently the secret to your success is patron
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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