READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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