did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Randomize
