hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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