I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
This baby is an asshole
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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