my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
pray to the hookup gods
You were trust falling into bushes
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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