i don't like sucking hair
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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