Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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