I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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