it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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