I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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