Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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