Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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