Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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