Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
In the future we'll all be gay
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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