And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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