Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
where am i from again
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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