She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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