If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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