Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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