Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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