It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i dont even know how to be here
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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