Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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