Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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