none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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