I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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