is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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