just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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