People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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