What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I can't turn off my feet"
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
