If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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