is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
she smelled like a LAN party
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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