I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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