i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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