And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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