Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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