But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
