Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize