Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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