Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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