talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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