You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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