it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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