So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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