1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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