yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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